My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody Allen

 

Why is the sun never overhead at noon?

ASTRONOMERS do it whenever they can find a hole in the clouds

"Close your eyes, count to ten and see the sunrise rise"

"If you hit the sun, you've gone too far."

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

"My beach, my wave." -- Butler's Rule of Game Mastering

"Dawn came too soon," Tom mourned. - Rambo & Youngquist

It's not the size of ship, but it's the motion in the ocean!

Beach: Where girls go when they have nothing to wear.

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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