"Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!" --Monty Python

 

Doing Hard Time on the Third Stone From the Sun

You can't have everything...where would you put it?

Yo momma's so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Sunshine came softly through my window today...

Time is what keeps everything from happening to us all at once.

"I don't do mornings." Garfield the cat

"So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking"

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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