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On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it. - Samuel Goldwyn

Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon.

"Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo." - Groucho Marx

Remember: A day without sunshine is like night.

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