Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

"Ah, the ocean's beautiful in this part of the tub." -- Mike Nelson

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

"Say the magic word, and the duck will come down." - Groucho Marx

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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