jun22

A "peeping Tom" is a guy who is too lazy to go to the beach.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the beach and sold shade!

Man who drops watch in toilet have shitty time.

"Sun can't shine on the same dog's ass everyday." -- Crow T. Robot

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.

"May I say you look beautiful this morning." - Neelix

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