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"...A happy dork in the periwinkle with sunshine on my nose." -- OPUS

Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.

Many rednecks never go out in the sun -- how did their necks get red?

A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.

When I awoke this morning, I had one nerve left & you're getting on it!

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

"Either I'm dead, or my watch stopped." - Groucho Marx

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