Yo momma's so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

"Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off!" --Monty Python

If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.-- Pancho Villa's last words

Virtue is its own punishment.

"It's not the sun up in the sky. It's the Son of God." - Uhura

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

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