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It's hard to make a program foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

shine your wings forward to the sun

Cats know all the sunny places.

The key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby

"I stitched up enough soldiers this morning to make a rug." - Trapper

Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon.

"F.M. radio means you can listen to it on Friday mornings." - student

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

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