"She's a golf teacher. I've struck gold!" - Kramer
The slow hand is dragging on, afraid to meet the dawn. - Deep Purple
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
Lay my hands on Heaven, and the sun, and the moon, and the stars - NIN
A day without sunshine is like ... night!
Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
"This is Abuse. Arguments are down the hall." - from Monty Python
The love that moves the sun and the other stars -- Dante's Paradiso.
"Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off!" --Monty Python
What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home. STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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