How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?

A moose once bit my sister, pretty nasty, really -- Monty Python

Footprints on the sands of time are never made by sitting down.

On V-tech phone: Electronics, like people, sometimes get confused.

"There, I've run rings around you logically." - from Monty Python

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

"Either I'm dead, or my watch stopped." - Groucho Marx

The morning breaks, the shadows flee; Lo, Zion's standard is unfurled!

What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

I am made from the dust of the stars, the oceans flow in my veins.

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