Anyone not wearing 2 million sun blocks going to have a bad day!

I get up every morning at 6AM no matter what time it is.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

A metaphor is like a simile.

The sun goes down just when you need it the most.

The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a "No Exit" sign.

"Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley..." - Monty Python

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

A day without sunshine is.... night! Yeh, I knew that!

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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