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Q: What's the first thing a Blonde does in the morning? A: Walks home.

Does the day bring the sun, or the sun bring the day?

"...A happy dork in the periwinkle with sunshine on my nose." -- OPUS

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

"L-O-O-K at me! Tell me I'm not Kramer." - Kramer

Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory? - Monty Python

"Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off!" --Monty Python

"Aurora" - the Morning, Mother of the Sun.

Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

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