"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you" - Monty Python

"An argument isn't just contradiction." - Monty Python

Why does my mouth taste like old carpet in the morning? - Ivanova

Life is a beach - and then the tide comes in. - LS

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx

Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Hail to the Sun God, Ra Ra Ra!

"I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse." - Groucho Marx

So when you look into the sun, see all the pleasures nearly won.

"To make up for being late this morning, I am leaving early."

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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