Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

"Whoa, let the sun beat down upon my face and stars to fill my dream"

Smog makes haze while the sun shines.

I was up until three in the morning fixing the moon.

Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.

If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you.

The most effective answer to an insult is silence.

The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please divide by 0 and try again.

The sun's over the yardarm.

"... And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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