"Good morning K-Mart shoppers"

"Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off!" --Monty Python

The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please divide by 0 and try again.

Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes - Meat Loaf

The ocean is the ultimate solution.

The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.

One seventh of your life is spent on a Monday.

Why does my mouth taste like old carpet in the morning? - Ivanova

Life is a beach - and then the tide comes in. - LS

'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music." - Groucho Marx

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