"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty." - Groucho Marx
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions Open packet, eat nuts.
Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no mo-ore! - Monty Python
The blue of heaven is larger than the darkness of the clouds.
"What the hell is a 'Velvet Fog?'" - Jerry Seinfeld
"Sir, that heading takes us directly into the sun!" - Tate
Why does my mouth taste like old carpet in the morning? - Ivanova
In the morning, In the evening, Ain't we got fun...
Where would we be without rhetorical questions? STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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