The person that posted the message has been sacked. - Monty Python

"May I say you look beautiful this morning." - Neelix

A good sermon leaves you wondering how the preacher knew all about you.

A girl who is a vision in the moonlight, may be a sight in sunlight!

"I...buried...Paul." - John Lennon, Strawberry Fields Forever

Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her car keys.

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.-- Steven Pearl

Red flair at morning, lizard take warning - Tom

"Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun" -Floyd

Women Vs Beer: You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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