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The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please divide by 0 and try again.

"Remember how she said that we would meet again some sunny day?" -Floyd

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? --Monty Python

The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please divide by 0 and try again.

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

"Doobie oobie walla, doobie abba nabba." --Good morning Starshine

"... And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"

Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

There are some strings. They're just not attached.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

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