Anyone not wearing 2 million sun blocks going to have a bad day!
I get up every morning at 6AM no matter what time it is.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
A metaphor is like a simile.
The sun goes down just when you need it the most.
The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a "No Exit" sign.
"Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley..." - Monty Python
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
A day without sunshine is.... night! Yeh, I knew that! STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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