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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home.

"I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to argue any more." - Monty Python

"How come nobody ever tampers with Spam?"-Monty Python

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

"I've got some bad news for you sunshine" -Floyd

"Red sky at morning, lizard take warning." - Tom Servo

The blue of heaven is larger than the darkness of the clouds.

BLUES: Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.

To make up for being late this morning, I am leaving early.

On Marks & Spencer's bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

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