If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your breakfast cereal?

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

Virtue is its own punishment.

Make hay while the sun shines.

Don't let the sun catch you crying.

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed.

"I am not doing any inserting in that area!" - Kramer

A metaphor is like a simile.

"Now the angry morning gives the early signs of warning."

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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