The person that posted the message has been sacked. - Monty Python
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
"Dawn came too soon," Tom mourned. - Rambo & Youngquist
Good girl: "Good morning, God!" Bad girl: "Good God! Morning!"
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
"Some days you have to make your own sunshine." - W.L.Sakowski
"This is Abuse. Arguments are down the hall." - from Monty Python
"What's that big shiny thing?" "It's the sun."
"Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all?" - Monty Python
"Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all?" - Monty Python
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