The person that posted the message has been sacked. - Monty Python

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

"Dawn came too soon," Tom mourned. - Rambo & Youngquist

Good girl: "Good morning, God!" Bad girl: "Good God! Morning!"

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

"Some days you have to make your own sunshine." - W.L.Sakowski

"This is Abuse. Arguments are down the hall." - from Monty Python

"What's that big shiny thing?" "It's the sun."

"Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all?" - Monty Python

"Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all?" - Monty Python

Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes - Meat Loaf

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