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THE QUOTES ON THIS PAGE ARE TAKEN FROM 11-YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAM ANSWERS......ENJOY !

"Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

"For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

"The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader."

"To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube"

"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."

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