THE QUOTES ON THIS PAGE ARE TAKEN FROM 11-YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAM ANSWERS......ENJOY !

"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."

"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heartstops."

"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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