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THE QUOTES ON THIS PAGE ARE TAKEN FROM 11-YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAM ANSWERS......ENJOY !

"Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heartstops."

"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

"Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state"

"For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered, then kill it."

iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY