THE QUOTES ON THIS PAGE ARE TAKEN FROM 11-YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAM ANSWERS......ENJOY !
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."
"Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot."
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
"Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heartstops."
"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium." STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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