If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?" - Seinfeld

I didn't wake up grouchy this morning... I decided to let her sleep.

I didn't wake up grouchy this morning... I decided to let her sleep.

"I'd rather dance with the cows til you came home." - Groucho Marx

Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.