I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.-- Steven Pearl

A message without a recipe, is like a day without sunshine.

Some people march to the beat of a different drummer. And some people tango!

USELESS INVENTION: Luminous sun-dial, for use at night.

"...and the ocean flows in my veins." - Rush

A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.