"This is Abuse. Arguments are down the hall." - from Monty Python

"We'll wait for sun-up. Everything will be fine." - Ash

Smog makes haze while the sun shines.

"Every sperm is wanted, Every sperm is good," - Monty Python

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

Business is like a wheelbarrow. Nothing ever happens until you start pushing.