Sun can't shine on the same dog's ass everyday - Crow

"She's a golf teacher. I've struck gold!" - Kramer

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

The miracle of life is waking up in the morning.

Anyone not wearing 2 million sun blocks going to have a bad day!

The sun don't shine on the same dog all the time.

Q: What's the first thing a Blonde does in the morning? A: Walks home.

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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