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Half of the people in the world are below average.

On Marks & Spencer's bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

"The sun and the moon change, but the Army knows no seasons."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody Allen

shine your wings forward to the sun

"The Wyld sings its song of Endless Dawn" - Aether-Tongue

Man who go to bed with diarrhoea wake up in deep shit.

"It's silly to worry. You're gone today and here tomorrow." - Groucho Marx

Is this the sun? - I don't know I'm not from here....

A bore is someone who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.

"It's like ten dates in one shot." - Kramer

"Good morning K-Mart shoppers"

"And fairy stories held me high on clouds of sunlight floating by"

Virtue is its own punishment.

A sun worshiper might drive a Corona.

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

The main purpose of water is to make oceans.

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