feb19

"Dammit, Stop Talking About A Sun On A Beach, Okay?"

"I am not doing any inserting in that area!" - Kramer

He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.

I look toward the glory as that of the sun.

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Smog makes haze while the sun shines.

Man who fight with wife in morning, get no piece at night.

"Not a morning person" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.

I hereby declare that mornings shall not start until noon. - Garfield

"The sun is getting dim. Will I pay for who I've been?" - Tori Amos

Eighty percent of success is showing up. Woody Allen

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

"I'm invincible!" "You're a looney!" - Monty Python

Condense soup, not books!

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the beach and sold shade!

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed.

If you hear an onion ring, answer it.

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