Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....

Just when you think you have hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel. -- Anon

The morning breaks, the shadows flee; Lo, Zion's standard is unfurled!

Ever notice that they never name a car after the 7th planet from the sun

Beaches are Free, but Nudist Resorts have Cover Charges.

"I'm holding out for the day where all the clouds have blown away."

"Hello, good evening, and welcome to `Blackmail'!" - Monty Python

Any Sharks out there??? Where else would they be? That's the Ocean!!!

"In a couple hours there'll be no escaping the sun, son." - Fox Mulder

"Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo." - Groucho Marx

Here today, dawn tommorow.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

"Let's play a joke on the Sun Users Group," Tom suggested.

ANXIETY: Nature's way of getting you up Mornings

"Not a morning person" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.

Women Vs Beer: You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning

"Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off!" --Monty Python

Sex is like a bridge game: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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