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Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?

You think YOU have troubles? My sundial is slow

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.

"No, no. He's uh... He's not dead. He's resting." --Monty Python

Christ has turned all our sunsets into dawns.

I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night.

"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty." - Groucho Marx

Ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't live in it?

Always look on the bright side of life.. - Monty Python song

Sunshine and sandy beaches, hot, hot, *hot*- Maggieland

"I have this uncontrolable fear whenever I see hair." --Monty Python

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