Either this man is dead or my sundial stopped
She's my sunny girlfriend, and she just doesn't care.
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.-- Steven Pearl
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions Open packet, eat nuts.
Nothing like a good cigar on a bright clear morning. - Col. Potter
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins, you can't imagine the smell.
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
"Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off!" --Monty Python
"And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the sun."
The sunshine of a single smile brightens any day.
Anyone not wearing 2 million sun blocks going to have a bad day! STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001
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