Either this man is dead or my sundial stopped

She's my sunny girlfriend, and she just doesn't care.

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.-- Steven Pearl

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions Open packet, eat nuts.

Nothing like a good cigar on a bright clear morning. - Col. Potter

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins, you can't imagine the smell.

Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....

"Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off!" --Monty Python

"And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the sun."

The sunshine of a single smile brightens any day.

Anyone not wearing 2 million sun blocks going to have a bad day!

STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001

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