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!! ENJOY THE GROUCHO MARX QUOTES ON THIS PAGE !!

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I must say that I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

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