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!! ENJOY THE GROUCHO MARX QUOTES ON THIS PAGE !!

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.

I must say that I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

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