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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

I cannot say that I do not disagree with you.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

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