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!! ENJOY THE GROUCHO MARX QUOTES ON THIS PAGE !!

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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