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!! ENJOY THE GROUCHO MARX QUOTES ON THIS PAGE !!

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

This man has the mind of a 4-year old boy -- and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a bananna.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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