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!! ENJOY THE GROUCHO MARX QUOTES ON THIS PAGE !!

She got her good looks from her father - he's a plastic surgeon.

I must say that I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

Look, if you don't like my parties, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, leave in a minute and a huff. If you can't find that, you can leave in a taxi.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

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