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!! ENJOY THE GROUCHO MARX QUOTES ON THIS PAGE !!

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

This man has the mind of a 4-year old boy -- and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

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