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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

Look, if you don't like my parties, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, leave in a minute and a huff. If you can't find that, you can leave in a taxi.

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

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