There's a little black spot on the sun today. "I am your king." "Well, I didn't vote for you." - Monty Python One day I soared with the clouds. Give me two personal pronouns. "Who? Me?" Correct. - Monty Python Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody Allen ANXIETY: Nature's way of getting you up Mornings PROCTOLOGISTS do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine Nothing like a soak in the Hot Tub under The Midnight Sun STEVE BOWLEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 iMAGES AT SUNRiSE / SUNRiSE2000 / 2001-A SUNRiSE ODYSSEY © 1999, 2000, 2001 |