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People seldom know what they want until you give them what they ask for.

"Marry me and I'll never look at any other horse." - Groucho Marx

A metaphor is like a simile.

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot." - Groucho Marx

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home.

Welcome to the Earth, third rock from the Sun.

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.

"I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it." - Sam Goldwyn

If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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